Australia is good… actually it’s fucking amazing. I love this country, I am fitter, have lost my moobs and no longer smoke (2 weeks to date!)
I am staying here in Oz, I’m not coming back to the UK permanently, but to visit. It’s winter and I have a tan. I have a personal trainer and I am now losing weight (and putting on muscle)
Perth is strange, the pubs are shit, the newspapers are owned by Murdoch and there is nothing to do…. but I spent last Sunday on the Foreshore, having a BBQ, drinking beer and playing football (the good type not soocer!)
I’m off to watch Australia beat France at the rugby (hopefully) tomorrow
I miss the UK, I miss Brighton, I miss my family and my friends, however this is the next adventure….
I have made a few acquaintances with April and Andrews friends, seeing a good bunch tomorrow ( get called English, which makes me laugh)
If the west coast doesn’t work out there is always the east (Wheezie get your fucking arse over here 
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I have a spare room for anyone who wants it (Milf, already counting down the days!)
When I last came to Oz my parents gave me a card that said “You are only as big as the dreams you dare to live!” That was one of the best things I have ever received…….
Oh yeah, I LIVE IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA!!!!! OH MY GOD ARE YOU REALLY SURE? FUCKING AUSTRALIA…
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Go on get to the East Coast, and I will be seeing you there one day. Or get your “skinny” arse down to Freo. PS Miss you x
I miss you too Nick. We were literally saying in the office the other day that we were missing you, so if you want to come back, you can, I promise, the weather is the same though, I’m afraid.
How are things anyhow? got any ladies?
Did I imagine other blogs about George W? They seem to have disappeared. Love Mum